Roofie The Red-Nosed Reindeer
*No need to binge drink at the office Christmas party. One of these and you’re good to go for the rest of the night, and most of the next day.
8oz alkalized, antioxidant-stabilized, sparkling water
4 large, oxygen-infused ice cubes
1 drop Rohyphnol
1 Splenda package
Muddle the Splenda and rasberries. Combine mixture with water and ice in a cocktail shaker, and shake vigorously. Strain into a martini glass. Stir in Rohyphnol, and garnish with mint. Enjoy!