Ask Babe: Kittens?! What the fuck.

Babe,

I just adopted two kittens, that I would love to get rid of now (less than a week later). How do I go about doing this without looking like complete scum?

Thanks.

L******

 

 

Cruella,

Right now I’m praying that you live in a cold place. Because if you do, then you’re in luck. Fur gloves are EVERYTHING this winter. Let me know where you live, and I should have at least one number of a guy who can help you and your pets transition into a healthier relationship…for you.

LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.
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  • http://twitter.com/kaylabentley Kayla Bentley

    Give them to a family who will look after them! Its common sense! I would love to kick you! Idiot!