New Year, New Babe: Productive Resolutions Part II

Now that I’m 100% more stoned and therefore 100% more at peace with the world, it’s time to address a more serious issue: my eating habits.

Sooooooooooo many people have been on my case this past year. “Babe, your arm looks so skinny in that pic,” they say. “Are you okay?” they ask. The answer is, YES. I’m fine, and always will be. Just because I happen to faint when it’s above 75 degrees doesn’t mean I’m anorexic. It just means my body is super in sync with LA weather. However, I can acknowledge that I need to infuse my daily diet with more than liquids. Hence, another major resolution has come to fruition: eat more lentils.


Lentils are a superfood. According to Wikipedia, the Lentil is “an edible pulse”. I know this because I Googled them after one of my fat friends who’s been trying to shed that baby weight for YEARS now (sorry Tori) ordered them at lunch the other day. Therefore, I resolve to heavily incorporate lentils into my diet. I used to eat zero lentils a day. Now I will eat five.

Here’s to a happy and healthy 2012!



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