Contest Babe: Free Fucking Book

As you may know, my book came out on Tuesday. I know you’re all probably beyond over being over my bullshit too… BUT my publisher just called me, waking me from a nap which was really unthoughtful actually because she’s been emailed my nap schedule several times. She said they’re giving me 100 books to sign and send off to the winners of this shit.

Here’s the catch, they want you to buy a copy right now, email me the receipt from today at babe@babewalker.com and I will sign a copy for the first 100 emails I get and send it to your cute little house in the middle of nowhere.

Do you understand? Because I don’t. I made someone at Hyperion (my publisher) write this for me.

If I had my way, I would give all of these books to homeless children and not you psychos, but nothing is easy, and I rarely have my way.

 

LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.
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