Ask Babe: Enough With The Pussy

Dear Babe,

I have this crazy obsession with cats. Like I look at pictures of them constantly, know all of the cats in my neighborhood by name, and meow several times a day. Most of the people around me think it’s super weird/joke about having a cat intervention for me. I don’t really give a shit because I think they’re adorbs and super chic in their own way. Am I right?

A***

Dear Selina Kyle,

If you envision a life for yourself that involves connecting with other human beings and eventually even starting a family of your own, then no, your cat thing is neither appropriate or chic. Put the pussy down.

LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.
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