Dear Babe,
I have this crazy obsession with cats. Like I look at pictures of them constantly, know all of the cats in my neighborhood by name, and meow several times a day. Most of the people around me think it’s super weird/joke about having a cat intervention for me. I don’t really give a shit because I think they’re adorbs and super chic in their own way. Am I right?
A***
Dear Selina Kyle,
If you envision a life for yourself that involves connecting with other human beings and eventually even starting a family of your own, then no, your cat thing is neither appropriate or chic. Put the pussy down.
LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.