As I mentioned last week, I’ve decided I’m going to start praying. Even though I’m not a religious person, I will pray every Sunday (that I don’t sleep through), for something that’s in need of my positive energy. Here’s what I’m praying for this week:
This is just not gonna work for me, Shia. I gave you one more chance and you’ve let me down again. Please, please, PLEASE do not text me anymore. I mean, what did you expect? There is a carabiner attached to your jeans. I am not alone in praying for you.