Dear Neon Being “Back”,
I now pronounce you legally over.
This week we are all going to pray for poor little neon, because it’s dead. Abandoned. Over. It seemed like neon was headed towards a triumphant and glorious return to chicness, but unfortunately it was trampled to death by almost everyone on this god forsaken planet. So take three to four minutes to remember neon, pray for it, and then walk quickly to your closet and get rid of it. All of it.