Holy fucking shit. I guess we all know where I’ll be in late 2016: The Titanic II
Turns out that this really fat, Australian business man/friend of my dad’s, has decided to build a replica of the JackandRosemobile and I’m going to be on it. Anyone who’s met me knows that I want my ashes scattered amongst the ruins of the ship. It’s obsession status. I’ve already spoken to the billionaire’s assistant and she assured me that this version of the ship would be totally safe and have all the modern day technology so there isn’t a repeat of last time. There won’t be any ice left in 2016 anyways.
To be honest, I’m kinda sad that there isn’t as much chance that the ship will sink. I feel like I could have met my Leo this time around.