A Gift From Me To You

Whenever I feel uninspired, sad, or weak, I like to watch the following videos and re-live Tyra Banks and Naomi Campbell’s feud. Naomi just gives me pure power–watching her deal with Tyra in this situation is equivalent to drinking three glasses of champagne, doing two lines of coke, and then smirking at a cunty salesperson and saying, “actually I’ll take four pairs of the Miu Miu noir sunglasses, and thank you sooooooo much for your help,” then feeling kind of guilty for being so rude/drunk and making up for it by giving the salesperson a pair of the sunglasses, but in the color I like the least.




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