My girlfriend enjoys reading your shit. How do I get her to do anal?
Dear Nightmare Boyfriend,
First of all, you can’t “get” a girl to do anal. She has to “want” to do anal, and obviously your girlfriend doesn’t “want” you anywhere near her asshole, that much is clear. I’m personally not opposed to an anal moment. If a guy likes it (and is good at it) it has the potential to be the best. I’m wondering what your skill level is? Something tells me that it’s not great, because if it were, you wouldn’t be asking me how to anally seduce your GF because you’d have already done it.
Just “getting” your girlfriend to agree to go anal with you is not going to be fun for either of you. You want her to beg for it, and then you want her to enjoy it. The road to successful anal sex between two straight people is a long one. It takes courage, commitment and love. You need to ask yourself if you’re willing to put in the hours it’s going to take to yield results. A.K.A. you need to be willing to toss her salad. If that’s not the case, then give it up. You don’t care that much. Also you might be gay, and you might be a bottom.