Ask Babe: Good Vibrations

Dear Babe,

Vibrators. Where can I find one that is chic/feminine/doesn’t make me look like I’m a porn star?

Love,

K****

 

Dear Everyone,

I have to admit that I’m kind of old fashioned when it comes to self pleasing, so I wanted to defer to my bestie Genevieve.  She is the expert in the vibrator department. She’s tried them all and assures me that the one you want is the Butterfly Kiss.

It looks harmless enough, but there’s just no way I would let something less than $10 touch my vagina. I also prefer a more streamlined and modern look when it comes to sex toys and interior design (except in beach/Aspen houses) so if it were up to me, I’d be inclined to go in a different direction with the LELO. Again, I’ve never tried either of these, but the LELO looks a lot less intimidating, and a lot more chic. Also it’s name sounds like “Leo,” and I love that.

I’m all for spicing things up in the boudoir–whether you’re alone, or with someone special, or with a random you just met online. So have fun, be safe, get extra batteries, and let me know how it works out.

I’m gonna go masturbate now.

LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.
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