Ask Babe: Never

Dear Babe,

Today when I was in Macy’s picking up some more Taylor Swift perfume, I saw all these gorgeous chocolate diamonds. I think they would be perfect for a promise ring. But what do you think? Chic or not chic?

Love,

J****

 

Dear Lost Soul,

A couple of things for you to think about whilst I vomit:

1. NO to Macy’s

2. NO to Taylor Swift or any other “Taylors” for that matter.

3. NO to anything chocolate. Especially diamonds.

4. Promise Ring? Are you serious? Please dont ever say those words again.

Thanks.


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6 responses to “Ask Babe: Never”

  1. Jenny. Avatar
    Jenny.

    I think women these days really need to know why a promise ring is wrong. Too many girls are settling for that option and it’s making me embarrassed to be of my own generation

  2. Mariah Webb Avatar

    Please be my best friend 

  3. Kate Avatar
    Kate

    I can’t believe someone had the nerve to use the word chic in the same email as chocolate diamonds. I think I’ll go vomit now.

  4. Lauren Avatar
    Lauren

    The words “not chic” should never be used again.

  5. $$$$ Avatar
    $$$$

    Where are the chic police to arrest this psycho??

  6. Guest Avatar
    Guest

    this one had to be a joke.

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