Dear Babe,
Today when I was in Macy’s picking up some more Taylor Swift perfume, I saw all these gorgeous chocolate diamonds. I think they would be perfect for a promise ring. But what do you think? Chic or not chic?
Love,
J****
Dear Lost Soul,
A couple of things for you to think about whilst I vomit:
1. NO to Macy’s
2. NO to Taylor Swift or any other “Taylors” for that matter.
3. NO to anything chocolate. Especially diamonds.
4. Promise Ring? Are you serious? Please dont ever say those words again.
Thanks.
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