My Boyfriend: Fabian Ciraolo

I’m rarely attracted to artists, which kind of blows my mind. If anyone should be obsessed with them, it should be me. I mean, I went to art school for a whole year. I’m always looking to be someone’s muse. Plus, artists are usually pretty disheveled-chic, and they’d never force me to go out to eat because they can’t afford food. Oh well. I can’t change my tastes, and I guess the bright side is that my non-attraction to artists has saved me from having sex on bare mattresses and getting bedbugs, so maybe it’s not so bad after all. But, there’s always a guy out there who will make you reevaluate everything you know to be true about yourself, and today that guy is Fabian Ciraolo.

I might have been on mushrooms when I first saw Fab’s work, but it spoke to me. It said, “Babe, this Chilean man-child is onto something. Also, your skirt’s on backwards. Get your shit together.” So right on. My skirt was totally on backwards, so thank God I corrected that. Have you ever tried getting dressed in head-to-toe Comme des Garçons whilst tripping? Let’s just say it’s not as easy as it sounds.

Anyways, I can’t tell you much about Fabian, because his website and twitter are all in Spanish. But I kind of love that he’s super mysterious in that way. Here’s what I do know:

1. He’s maybe Chilean.

2. He’s definitely an illustrator.

3. He tweets little gems in English sometimes, like this:

4. He looks very broody.

That’s enough for me to have made the executive decision that Fabian is indeed my bf.

LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.
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  • kicker

    hey i’m a psycho and i’m chilean too.

  • blinky

    bitch keep on dreamin’ he already has a kickass girlfriend

  • Kellimk5

    you’re fucking hilarious lol