Please Be Careful On Safari!

I would like to pretend we live in a world where you can go to Africa and have a peaceful time, lounge on a beach, run into royalty, go big-game hunting, and not get mauled by a wild animal, but the truth is that Africa is fucking crazy. Case and point: this poor woman. As much as I want to believe that those cheetahs attacked her due to the pattern of her shirt being a little loud, the fact of the matter is that cheetahs and lions attack. Period. So be safe everyone. I recommend wearing mostly neutrals and traveling with a bodyguard of some sort. Namaste.

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