I don’t know how up to date you psychos are on the who/what/where/when of Leonardo DiCaprio, but two very important things have happened in the past few weeks.
Number one: The Great Gatsby trailer:
And number two: The Django Unchained trailer:
You all have no idea how badly I needed this. My recurring nightmares of waking up next to J. Edgar-faced Leonardo have stopped, and suddenly it’s 1997 all over again! These movies are going to be the second coming of “sexy Leo,” mark my words. Think Titanic and Romeo & Juliet. If my astrologer is correct, and the world is going to end on December 21, at least we’ll have witnessed Leo’s return to hot. That’s really all I can ask for at this point.