Ask Babe: No Nips

Dear Babe,

My skin is super pale, and my nipples are not much darker. I heard somebody once say that pale nipples are gross, so should I do something about it?

A*****

 

Dear See-Through Tits,

Sure. But just be forewarned that most people don’t know “chic” from “gross.” Would you call the above look from Givenchy Fall ’11 Haute Couture “gross”? I don’t think so. That being said, I totally get wanting to have some sort of color difference between your nips and the rest of your breasts. Whatever you do, DON’T TAN. I’ve discussed this before and am not going to repeat myself, but needless to say, it’s just a “NO” situation.

The good news is that there’s hope for you and your pale nipples. Enter BeneTint, a rose-tinted stain that was originally concocted during the ’70’s (of course) for a stripper who was having the same issues as yourself. This tint is multipurpose, so you can put it on your nipples as well as your cheeks for an all around rosy glow. Gone are the days of lamenting your pale boobs! Welcome to a brave new world.

LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.

If you order BeneTint online, be sure to enter the promo code GIRLPROBLEMS at checkout for a free They’re Real! Mascara.

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