I assume that you get this question a lot, but why the Hell does the cover of your book not feature Louboutins? This must be your publisher’s fault because let’s be honest, a white girl without a pair of Louboutins has a huge problem, unless the shoes featured are Choo, Manolo, or Bottega Veneta.
Love you Babe,
Dear Shoe Gay,
A) They’re Prada. If you look closely, you can see a blurry spot on the sole where they (publisher) attempted to photoshop out the label.
C) Just kidding, don’t die.