Ask Babe: What The Good Book Says

DEAR BABE,

WHAT AGES SHOULD READ YOUR BOOK? I WAS LOOKING FOR A PRESENT FOR MY DAUGHTER OF 24 BUT I AM NOT SURE WHAT IT IS ABOUT AND IF IT IS WELL SUITED FOR HER AGE GROUP. THANK YOU VERY MUCH AND HAVE A GREAT REST OF YOUR DAY.

THANKS,

P******

 

Screamer,

Why are you screaming at me? Are you angry? Did I do something to make you act so barbaric? We are inside, there is no need to raise your voice. Anyways, yeah, buy your daughter my book.  I was 24 when I wrote it and I wrote it for myself, so I guess you could say I wrote the book specifically for 24 year olds girls. But it’s also perfect for any other person, of any age. It’s even great for people that don’t speak english, and deaf people. While you’re at it why don’t you buy yourself one too? You guys will bond over my harrowing struggles and learn to love each other again. It might also help with your volume problem. I talk about my anger issues in it a lot. So…

LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.
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  • http://twitter.com/gliesee Olga Marti

    I don’t
    speak English and I think that I just decided to buy your book with this entry.
    I follow your blog for two months and I laugh a lot. My English is poor, but if
    I understand your blog, I think I will not have trouble understanding your
    book. From Spain,

     

    Olga