Babe On Boy Bands

I don’t have too much to say on this subject. Boy Bands have never been my thing. When Backstreet Boys ruled the world in the late 90’s early 00’s, I was into No Doubt and Garbage, and by the time ‘NSYNC had taken the crown as Most Popular Team of Ugly Guys With Bad Hair Dancing, I had entered my Hole/R.E.M. phase. I can’t explain it, but the sight of five boys who look like lesbians, gyrating in matching denim vests makes me want to drink whiskey, straight. And then cry for about 15 minutes, straight.

I’m just saying that it seems like people are trying to make Boy Bands a thing again, and it felt right for me to express my concerns. Pop music is in a very fragile place right now, and the last thing we need is another Lou Pearlman moment. It’s not good for the country. It’s not good for the world. Why don’t we bring Silverchair back instead? Or even some shitty SoCal band like Lit or Len? That would be so much safer.

Ok, goodbye forever.

Not really. I’ll talk to you tomorrow, psychos.

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