I Love When Famous People Talk

Last night I ran into one of my ultimate frenemies, Paz De La Huerta at a bar and she was drinking beer so I didn’t talk to her for very long because beer weirds me out. But I stayed long enough for her to impart some really inspirational wisdom on my ass.

On  life:

“I have so much I want to do. I just feel like everyone and their mother thinks they can be an artist. You can’t. Sorry. I know I was born to be one.”

On sex:

“I needed this. This construction worker I’ve been fucking has really been keeping me up late.”

On things:

“It’s my new thing, wearing long black gloves. I have longer ones than those. I think people forgot how elegant gloves are. And sexy.”

On her vagina:

“I had an orgasm! My hands are still shaking. It was like the time I went to Graceland. Elvis’s ghost gave me an orgasm in his recording studio.”

Sometimes psychos are really smart.

PS: Just heard that Tom and Katie are getting divorced… not clear.

LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.
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  • http://twitter.com/ilillari Illary Carrión

    WAT. Paz De La Huerta, the bloody tampon girl, thinks she’s actually important?

  • Jess

    The thought of her saying this while slurping on beer is too creepy. 

  • Anonymous

    Some of these are direct quotes from a new york magazine profile of her about a year ago. On purpose, or sloppy work that the authors hoped would go unnoticed?