Sunday Prayers With Babe Walker

I ran into my dad’s therapist’s, brother’s, daughter at a house party in the hills last week and she invited me to a “pheromone party.” At first I was intrigued. I get that people will go to extremes to find the perfect sexual partner. I’m all about going above and beyond to figure out if someone is compatible with you. But as I inquired further about what that would entail, I was horrified as she explained that this is what she was inviting me to.

This week we all should be praying for the hopeless souls who actually attended this event (pray extra hard for those who agreed to be interviewed on camera).  I don’t really have anything else to say about this. It’s all just so dark.

LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.
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  • http://www.facebook.com/davidross89 David Ross

    i can’t cope, that is vile beyond all comprehension.

  • http://twitter.com/jacoboaguirrre Jacob

    gross

  • Alex

    EW. OH GOD

  • Horrified.

    I went to school with the girl who invented those. She wears long denim skirts. I think I’ve made a point here.