The Story Our Face Tells

I don’t really read the newspaper or watch the news on tv or check the news online because I don’t like hearing about wars, and sadness, and fatness. Yesterday, however, one of my besties, Roman, sent me a link to this article in the NY Times about gay face. Yes, apparently gay face is a real phenomenon and the two of us have been trying to tell everyone this for years.

I also firmly believe that there are other types of “faces.” In other words, you can tell a shitload about someone just by looking at them. I’m not just being a judgmental bitch, science doesn’t lie! Look for yourself, psychos:

Genius Face:

Chic Face:

Bitter Face:

Butter Face:

Best Sex Of Your Life Face:

Scariest Sex Of Your Life Face:

Lonely Face:

LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.
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  • http://twitter.com/NYMinuteMag New York Minute

    Glad you can’t see our face! 

  • http://asweetcupofcoffee.blogspot.co.uk/ Nabzz

    LOL, “Lonely face”! HAHAH!

  • ash

    I know you’re going to yell at me for this, but who is the guy in the Genius face pic?

    • Angie

       omg.

    • Nicole

       omg… it’s Alexander McQueen

  • ash

    nicole- you have blessed me today. I had no idea. now I am informed and will not say something ridiculous like this in public.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=735710153 Mariah Webb

    Ryan Gosling. Mmmmm