Winona Forever

Ever since I woke up this afternoon, I have not been able to stop thinking about Winona Ryder. She’s literally taken over my brain, and it’s blocking me from getting any work done. Like earlier, I was sunglasses shopping online and I could not for the life of me make a decision because I was too busy staring off into space and thinking about Winona. What does this mean? Is this my Lassie moment? Is Winona in trouble? Is she hurt? Is she crying in a corner somewhere? Has she OD’ed? Please someone tell me she’s okay. I’m scared. This Johnny Depp quote accurately sums up my feelings right now:

Now I’m going to go pray for Winona, burn some sage, and schedule an emergency spirit cleansing session with my shaman, Steve.

LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.
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