Ask Babe: Tom Hardy

Babe,

What do you think of Tom Hardy?

V*******

Babe,

Tom Hardy. Would you fuck him or what?

xo,

L***

Dear Inquiring Minds,

I ask myself these questions pretty much every day. On one hand, Tom Hardy is the hottest thing I’ve ever seen. I feature a man who’s big enough to pick me up and throw me across a room. And have you seen Warrior? I mean, the end.

But on the other hand, he takes weird cell phone pics like this:

and this, from his old MySpace profile (so dark, you should definitely read):

And he says things like this:

So I think he’s gay/bi? In which case the answer is yes, I would definitely fuck him.