Sunday Prayers With Babe Walker

Let us pray for the next girl that gets “hired” to portray Tom Cruise’s wife in the movie that is his life.  Is it going to be Scar Jo? Jen Lawrence? Neil Patrick Harris? Would any of you marry him? Even if you knew it was a sham, and that Tom is a gay alien from the future? I’m pretty sure he couldn’t afford me.

Plus, I wouldn’t ever wanted to be fake married to anybody whom I suspect gives better head than I do.

LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.
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  • Sdfghj

    I will marry him cuz he is perf.