Ask Babe: Why Can’t We Be Friends?

Hi Babe,

Just wanted to tell you I loved your book!! You actually remind me a lot of my cousin in your type of lifestyle and mentality. I’m actually in LA this week staying at her place. Would love to meet you if you’re free? I’m sure you must already have plans being as fabulous as you are, but it would be great! Take care! :)

XO,

L***

 

Dear Person Who Wants To Meet Me,

Find yourself in the Barneys parking lot at 3 AM tonight, wearing a crown of flowers and nothing else. Bring a small bag. In that bag, pack a bottle of water and a thermos of potassium broth. I’m going to show you a side of LA you didn’t know existed but you need to be in a place of openness.

LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.
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  • http://twitter.com/SoleoftheSouth Jennie Kushner

    Love you babe!! Cheers x0x0 Sole of the South soleofthesouth.com 

  • http://www.facebook.com/rrrippinrrrose Rose Sandberg

    I’m scared there will be an army of naked, flower-crowned girls/boys in the parking lot this evening

  • Kaci Diane

    I want Santa to be real too….