The new Gosling.
The new Reynolds.
The new Phillippe.
I had a dream last night that we were together.
You were shy.
That was weird for me.
I could tell you had a boner.
We were going to do it.
Then I was so excited I woke up.
Are you dreaming of me too?
Yeah, you don’t have to answer that.
I’ll always love you, despite how sweaty you looked in that one pic.