Look to the Stars

August 10, 2012

I’ve heard a lot of people saying that what broke up Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were their incompatible astrological signs. But, interestingly enough, I didn’t hear anyone saying that back in 2009 when they were super sexy and first together and smoking unfiltered cigarettes outside of clubs they were too young to be in.

So I was thinking it would save A LOT of time and heartache if from now on I only date guys the universe has picked out for me. I’m a Gemini, so I’m most compatible with the water signs of Cancer and Scorpio. Here are some of the possibilities:

Ryan Reynolds (10/23) 

Enh.

Drake (10/24)

Uhh…

Josh Holloway (07/20)

Okay.

Josh Hartnett (07/21)

Old school chic!

Bobby Kennedy (11/20)

Really old school, really chic.

Chris Noth (11/13)

Old chic.

Princess Di (07/01)

CHIC CHIC CHIC

Winona Ryder (10/29)

I know.

Calvin Klein (11/19)

I KNOW.

Lindsay Lohan (07/02)

No thanks.

Ryan Gosling (11/12)

Always.

LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.
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  • Dani

    Babe, love you, but Geminis are most compatible with Libra and Aquarius. Cancer and Scorpio are most compatible with Pisces, and to save from future confusion, Taurus, Capricorn and Virgo are compatible and then Leo, Aries, and Sagittarius are.

    • Kate

      Sorry Babe but Dani is right. Gemini is best matched with the fire signs, not water signs. That leaves Ryan Gosling for all the Pisces, Scorpios and Cancers of the world.

    • Vienna

      Amen.

  • Steph

    Im gemini toO, chic!

  • Guest

    Babe, you forgot Leo.

  • Marvoilove

    that leaves you with josh, josh, chris and ryan. happy picking!

  • Vienna

    Babe Walker, for the first time in the history of your internet existence, I’m embarrassed.  Don’t you know that Gemini’s are compatible with Libra and Aquarius, and the thought of a Gemini/Scorpio union is SUICIDE?  As a fellow Gemini, and practiced Astrologer, I expected more from  you.

  • Awkward

    Gemini’s are best matched with other Air signs, Libra and Aquarius, and I find it incredibly awkward and poor of you that you think we’re good with Scorpio or Cancer. In fact, I’m finding the entire fact I had to comment incredibly awkward, just to add to the corrections. Bye.

  • Scorpio Sister

    I see that I’m not alone, but feel I must add my two cents because, as a Scorpio, I am passionate and very serious about misrepresentation of my tribe.  I can’t speak for Cancers, but I must be very cautious of Geminis and all Air signs.  We are not compatible at all.  I am female and can deal with arms-length friendships with other female Geminis but dating a male (or female, i suppose) Gemini is a recipe for disaster and pretty much everyone knows that.  I know how much you love Ryan Gosling, but please leave him be to the signs that can understand him.  Peace. 

  • Yawn

    Discounting rising signs is pretty fucking bougie. You need to get right with Susan Miller ASAP.

  • Cai

    Fire: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius.  
    Earth: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn.  Air:  Gemini, Libra, Aquarius.  Water: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces.  Flames merge together.  Earth blends together.  Air flows together.  Water mixes together.  Fire needs Air, Air is warmed by Fire.  Earth soaks up Water, Water moistens Earth.  These are the compatibilities (Air with other Air, Fire with other Fire, and Air with Fire. Earth with other Earth, Water with other Water, and Earth with Water). Incompatibilities:  Water extinguishes Fire, Fire dries up Water.  Earth smothers Fire, Fire scorches Earth.  Water does not blend with Air, Air does not blend with Water.  Earth does not mix with Air, Air does not mix with Earth.  Hope this helps! Namaste.

  • LexiSadie

    I couldn’t agree more with Vienna! Babe you have no astrological knowledge. You sit on a throne of ignorance and lies. NOT chic….then again, so is being a gemini.

  • Elle

    Ryan Gosling? Vomit, is this 2002? WTF?