I’ve heard a lot of people saying that what broke up Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were their incompatible astrological signs. But, interestingly enough, I didn’t hear anyone saying that back in 2009 when they were super sexy and first together and smoking unfiltered cigarettes outside of clubs they were too young to be in.
So I was thinking it would save A LOT of time and heartache if from now on I only date guys the universe has picked out for me. I’m a Gemini, so I’m most compatible with the water signs of Cancer and Scorpio. Here are some of the possibilities:
Ryan Reynolds (10/23)
Enh.
Drake (10/24)
Uhh…
Josh Holloway (07/20)
Okay.
Josh Hartnett (07/21)
Old school chic!
Bobby Kennedy (11/20)
Really old school, really chic.
Chris Noth (11/13)
Old chic.
Princess Di (07/01)
CHIC CHIC CHIC
Winona Ryder (10/29)
I know.
Calvin Klein (11/19)
I KNOW.
Lindsay Lohan (07/02)
No thanks.
Ryan Gosling (11/12)
Always.