Sometimes hot guys disappear and I don’t understand why. Sometimes they stop working for no reason. Sometimes they all of a sudden stop being hot. (And sometimes I just stop caring about them.)
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen all of these guys eating lunch in LA at some point recently, so I know they’re probably not dead. Where are they? And, more importantly, where is their hotness?
Jake Gyllenhaal
James Franco
Gael Garcia Bernal
Adam Brody
Adrian Grenier
Emile Hirsch
Jared Leto
Actually, don’t tell me where Jared Leto is. I don’t want to know. It’s too painful.
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