Where Are You?

Sometimes hot guys disappear and I don’t understand why. Sometimes they stop working for no reason. Sometimes they all of a sudden stop being hot. (And sometimes I just stop caring about them.)

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen all of these guys eating lunch in LA at some point recently, so I know they’re probably not dead. Where are they? And, more importantly, where is their hotness?

Jake Gyllenhaal

James Franco

Gael Garcia Bernal

Adam Brody

Adrian Grenier

Emile Hirsch

Jared Leto

Actually, don’t tell me where Jared Leto is. I don’t want to know. It’s too painful.

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