Where Are You?

Sometimes hot guys disappear and I don’t understand why. Sometimes they stop working for no reason. Sometimes they all of a sudden stop being hot. (And sometimes I just stop caring about them.)

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen all of these guys eating lunch in LA at some point recently, so I know they’re probably not dead. Where are they? And, more importantly, where is their hotness?

Jake Gyllenhaal

James Franco

Gael Garcia Bernal

Adam Brody

Adrian Grenier

Emile Hirsch

Jared Leto

Actually, don’t tell me where Jared Leto is. I don’t want to know. It’s too painful.

LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.
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  • Mindy

    I can tell you where Jake is…. he’s in my bed. Sorry, Babe…. I’ll return him in a week.

  • http://twitter.com/welovetheknife Filip Adrian

    Guys with blue eyes are gross and disgusting. Just saying.

  • Dale van der Sloot

    What sort of douche spells Philip with an ‘F’? Just sayin’.

  • Vanessa

    Emile Hirsch was at brunch with Alex Petteyfer in Venice last weekend…both in trucker hats. Sorry to be the one to break this to you.