A) It’s quiet.
B) Good salads.
C) 24 hour pool area. Great for when I need a private skinny dip at 3am.
D) Self esteem booster. For example, I’m here right now having a Diet Coke and I’m staring at some C-List TV actress in an unflattering high waisted denim/tank top combo and it’s making me feel really powerful and centered and worth it. Namaste.
E) Great place to take a nap. Seriously I get SO TIRED when I come here, so I just sprawl out on a couch in the lobby and snooze until some whisper-thin hostess pokes me awake.
F) I don’t even know what I’m talking about. So stoned right now. Bye.