Dearest Babe,
For the new iphone is black or white more chic? Love you. Thanks.
A***
Chic Nerd,
Since its unveiling yesterday, everyone wants the iPhone 5 so that they can get drunk and break it within three days. As far as the right color to choose for optimal levels of dopeness and congruity with a swank lifestyle, it depends. There are situations in the near future that will call for a black phone and those that will call for white. You really oughtta be prepared for either because you don’t know who you’ll become over the next few months. Fall is a time of change, after all.
If you have your hair in a tight/messy bun: Black
If you’re PMSing: Black
If you’re driving aimlessly around Beverly Hills, smoking weed out of a pipe, on a suspended liscense: White
If you plan on voting for Obama: White
If you plan on voting for the other person: Black
If you’re fat: White
If you’re homeless: Both, your life is all about spontaneity.
If you’re on a yacht: White
If you drink tap water: Samsung Galaxy S III