Dear Babe,
2012?
H*****
Susan Miller,
Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo weird that you’re asking me this right now because last night, I swear to Goddess, this is so weird, I had a dream that after a global apocalypse, I was the only person left on this planet. Well that’s not true, I was the only tall person left on this planet. Dwarves and little people also survived. Just me and a whole shit load of multi-racial small bodies. I was loving it. They were loving it.
So I guess if you’re a little person I’ll see you in 2013?
LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.