Yesterday I was shoulder dancing in the car. (I always felt I looked a little nerdy shoulder dancing, but you put a new spin on its chicness for me so now I openly shoulder dance.) And my boyfriend turned to me and said, “Do that again. That was kind of hot.” … I was a little confused. I said, “What? This?” as I continued my shoulder dancing. And he said, “Yeah. For some reason that looks hot.”
Dear Britney Spears,
Your story is an inspiration to us all. And your boyfriend sounds hot. Namaste.