Babe,
Yesterday I was shoulder dancing in the car. (I always felt I looked a little nerdy shoulder dancing, but you put a new spin on its chicness for me so now I openly shoulder dance.) And my boyfriend turned to me and said, “Do that again. That was kind of hot.” … I was a little confused. I said, “What? This?” as I continued my shoulder dancing. And he said, “Yeah. For some reason that looks hot.”
B*******
Dear Britney Spears,
Your story is an inspiration to us all. And your boyfriend sounds hot. Namaste.
LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.