I’m not one of those people who gets all pretentious about money and class. But when you post this on TwitPic days before plowing into someone with your rental car:

“Birkin. Mac Computer. Chanel and a jet. Never quit fighting to live your dreams. God Bless.”

You may want to reexamine your life and your choices. And stop abusing your accessories. Loose cash in a Birkin? Really?

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  • Annie


  • Anonymous

    What kills me, beyond the loose cash, is the butterfly clip on the handle. Was this photo taken in 1997? Jesus.

    And Parliaments? At least smoke American Spirits or something goddamn cool.

    • Archduke Morgan Bunny Glines

      I totally noticed the clip too. Grotesque. Also, who gets a Birkin in that color? In ostrich? Horrible. The Parliaments I’ll give them a pass on. I think they’re nasty, but I know lots of pretty/non-pschotic girls who smoke them.

      What’s on the laptop, btw? I feel like she decorated her laptop as if it was a Caboodles case.

      • Anonymous

        I”m a little disappointed that they even MAKE Birkins in that color. Perhaps it’s a test to distinguish between the sartorially advanced.. and idiots with money.

        You know what would “please me”? None of this.

        • Archduke Morgan Bunny Glines

          Eh, the color is pretty bad, but it would be OK on a different bag. (I mean, that could actually be kind of cool on a Kelly.)