This week was so fucked that I’m just going to have to list all of the poor souls that need our prayers:
1. LeAnn Rimes (unclear)
2. That chick on Real Housewives of New York with the fake leg (über dark)
3. Clint Eastwood
4. Justin Bieber’s gun (Google it)
5. Snooki’s infant
6. Snooki’s vagina
7. Kevin Jonas’ wife situation.
Hallelujah praise the….(fill it this in based on your own shit.)
BYE!!!!!!
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I am very thankful I have no idea what half of this is about
The show “Married to a Jonas” will fail miserably, the Jonas Brothers are so history. And I think Kevin was the least popular jo bro in the group.
Let’s pray that their children are less horsey than the mother.
Dani sounds like she’s on too much Valium and I’m all “Kevin who?” :0
Let’s be honest, Kevin Jonas married a horse to cover up his adorable gayness. And really?? Clint Eastwood?? Any celebrity expresses their political opinion and it’s right if you agree with it but horribly wrong if you don’t?? The man’s old and senile, leave him alone and go do some coke already.
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