Babe,
Write another fucking book you genius cunt.
Love,
C*****
Psycho,
I am happy to bless you with this very important message from…me.
I may or may not have recently started to work on what may or may not be my second book. Does everyone think this is a good idea? It’s still in the early stages and I’ll have more info to share about it soon, but I couldn’t hide you all from the truth any longer. You deserve to know.
Also, fun game: Please leave your suggestions for the title of my second book in the comment section so that I can peruse (judge/laugh at) them over a glass of Hendricks, water, and ice tonight (my fall cocktail/new boyfriend).
LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.