Ask Babe: Furkenstocks

Dear Babe,

Is Phoebe Philo playing a cruel joke on all of us? What is with the “Furkenstocks” from the Céline Spring 2013 collection? Are they chic? Or are they just a high fashion version of, dare I say, Crocs? I’m at a loss!

Love,

H********

Dear Karl Lagerfeld,

I have to admit, I don’t really have an answer for you on this one. Upon first inspection I was like, “FUCK NO.”

But then I was like, “Maybe?”

And then I was like, “How much Botox am I gonna have to have injected into the soles of my feet to stop them from sweating?”

And then I remembered how much foot Botox hurts, but then I was like “Worth it.”

And then I was like, “Ummmmm?”

And then I was like “Need.”

And then I scheduled a doctor’s appointment because you know what? Fashion is pain, and there’s no way I’m going to allow my foot sweat to fuck up the five pairs of shoes I just pre-ordered from this collection.

I also ordered this purse in a few colors. It’s best to be well rounded.