Let’s face it, lesbians are chic. They not only have naturally toned arms, but can also work a short hair moment. And I’ll be real with you, I even find that the pudgier ones tend to be chic in their own fat way. There’ve been many moments in my life when I’ve wanted to turn the sexual corner and explore what women have to offer, but the one question I keep coming back to is: Could I ever go down on a girl? Like, I would do anything for Gwyneth, but I just don’t know if I’d want to put my mouth on her vagina. Not that there’s anything wrong with her vag–I recently found out my plastic surgeon used it as a reference when performing my labiaplasty, so I know what I’d be getting into. But yeah, oral sex is a big part of being a lesbian, and I can definitely receive, but just don’t know if I can give. I guess it’s just one of those things I’ll never know until I know…you know?
Maybe I need to get a job.