De-Babe-te

Opening Statement

I’m tired of having to get political, but I’ll go there again.

Argument

This is not my President.

Rebuttal

This is my President.

Counter Argument

Some people are saying that you won the first night of these debates.

Rebuttal

Um, what?

Forget pure politics for a moment. He said he would get rid of this…

Which is my only way to see this:

Closing Statement

Someone who opposes gay marriage, women’s rights, the availability of affordable healthcare (bye, free birth control) and watching “Downton Abbey” can’t possibly win my vote, no matter how many pundits think he outargued his opponent.

LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.
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