Ask Babe: What To Fucking Wear?

Hi babe!

So I’ve been fucking this guy, it was supposed to be a casual thing but now he invited me to dinner with his family, for some reason I wanna go, but I don’t know what to wear. His mom knows he does tons of drugs so I guess she’s nice? Thanks!

A***

 

Idea-less,

Whenever meeting parents, whether they be of a prospective husband or a fuck buddy, take three things into account:

1. Location: What vibes will you be dealing with? Is this a restaurant with formal vibes? Do your research. I like to dress slightly under the norm per location, that way the parents stay unclear about me. They may even think I’m disrespectful for wearing leather pants and a t-shirt, but I encourage this disapproval.  You never want parents falling in love with you too fast, it can cause a super messy break-up. Always leave room to grow.

2. Activity: Be comfortable and able to flee at any given moment. Or wear something that allows full body movement in case you need to fake a full muscle-spasm seizure moment to get a ride out of there on a stretcher. If you’re over the parents, why not have fun making a fabulous exit? Layers and large shapes are also a plus to add drams.

3. Dad: Make sure you know what the dad looks like. Are you going to want to fuck this man? Dress appropriately for that, if so.

LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.
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