I don’t have to remind you Psychos of this, but it’s building up inside of me. Don’t waste your fucking life on “Twilight.” Even thirteen year olds can find something better to rub their prepubescent vaginas to. Kristen Stewart will be in “On the Road” later this year. Watch her chew her lip and have tiny legs in that.
In the meantime, if you are in the mood for a movie this weekend, see “Anna Karenina” instead. The petticoats are fantastic and Keira Knightley is human thinspiration.