Risky Business: The Rob Kardashian Story

A few months back, whilst recovering from a minor procedure (calf reduction), I was stuck in my huge fucking bed for a solid 5 days. In a pain-killer fueled haze, I happened upon one of the greatest and most embarrasing episodes of Khloe and Lamar.

Young Robert was explaining that his true passion is… wait for it…

SOCKS.

Just, Socks. It was truly a ground breaking moment for Rob and for me. In that instant, he had found his life’s purpose and I had noticed an absence of purpose in my own life. Well I’m happy to report that Rob’s sock line is officially out and available at Neimans for only $30 a pair. Egyptian cotton, bright colored, and made with the sweet, sweet love that fills RK’s little heart. The Armenian community must be beaming with pride for their prodigal son.

I have not been able to find any purpose in my life since that moment in bed (although my calves look stellar), but it is clear that Robert is well on his way to being the biggest King Of Industry in the Kardashian KLAN.

LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.
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  • OkieDokie

    I’d so wear the blue zebra print. They would go great with my purple converse high tops.

  • Heather

    Beyond tacky. Should be sold at Walmart

  • Bare Ass

    I’m embarrassed that you don’t know how to spell embarrassed.

  • Alyssa

    Babe what is going on with you lately? Is this a serious post?

  • Passive Dick

    Loved the photos of Tom. They were taken before his involvement with the $cientology Cult.

  • Krista

    Babe you’re kidding me right ? No one who wears Hermes would wear this. WHO ARE YOU?!