GWYNETH PALTROW’S HUSBAND CHEATS ON HER WITH KEIRA KNIGHTLEY!!!! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!
I read this on perez hilton.
You, and everyone else who has emailed me about this, should understand one thing: Gwyneth has been and always will be the most important thing in my life besides juice, juice cleanses, freedom, and me. So please, have some decency, respect who I chose to love, and don’t bring this fucking filth around me ever again.
Happy New Year. You’re fat.