Ask Babe: Get Rich or Steal Tryin’

Dear Babe,

Shoplifting: Chic, or not chic at all?

Love,

C**

Dear LiLo,

What the fuck is wrong with you right now? Stealing is literally the worst. I’ve been on both ends of shoplifting because I once stole a beautiful Hermes scarf from myself, just to see how it would make me feel. It was awful. I felt so guilty for stealing and I also felt so taken advantage of and ripped off. So trust me, you don’t want to get involved with that shit. You’re welcome.

 

LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.
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