Dear Babe,
Shoplifting: Chic, or not chic at all?
Love,
C**
Dear LiLo,
What the fuck is wrong with you right now? Stealing is literally the worst. I’ve been on both ends of shoplifting because I once stole a beautiful Hermes scarf from myself, just to see how it would make me feel. It was awful. I felt so guilty for stealing and I also felt so taken advantage of and ripped off. So trust me, you don’t want to get involved with that shit. You’re welcome.
LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.