Ask Babe: ME!

January 9, 2013

Babe,

Kill yourself. Please. Do the race a favour.

W******

 

British Person,

I’ve been doing this for over 2 years, and have been waiting with bated breath for my first “kill yourself” email. Congratulations! You are the first person to send me one. Thank you so much for caring. You have no idea how much this means to me.

LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.
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  • Meg Young

    i love you babe co., fuck the haters

  • Chloé

    hahah love your attitude babe! i love that you don’t listen to these kind of fucktards…they are probably fat. Love you!

  • Henry

    i’m over you. i don’t think you’re funny or interesting anymore but i continue to read your blog everyday, and that’s super chic.

  • Reminiscer

    I remember when Babe used to post every day. I remember when Babe wasn’t as whiney. I remember when Babe wasn’t as much of a pretentious nincompoop. I remember when Babe used to give me cooking tips on how to stay slim.

  • M

    i remember when Babe wasn’t a slave to commercial endorsement.