I don’t eat. But if I do, for some reason, I need to know that I’m eating a friend. And lately, I’ve been looking for one or two more friends. This doesn’t mean I’m going to abandon green juice and lemon water, but on those occasions that I take in calories, I’d like a little bit of variety. Here are some candidates for the kale of 2013:
These are secretly the world’s tiniest heads of lettuce.
This fruit is basically a coconut but without the abuse of being used in cakes and blended drinks.
I predict this year people finally start appreciating beet juice.
Watercress is like arugula but with a better attitude.
I promise only the name is disgusting.
No idea what these are but they taste like nothing and are worth zero calories.