Model Citizen

A model won Top Chef.

Okay, technically a former model and current chef, but still:  a genetic freak of nature somewhere close to the universe of a Karlie or a Chanel Iman won a competition as to who could create the most satisfying food?

I’m sorry… since when did models start eating?  And it’s one thing to be photographed choking down a bite of cold pasta salad backstage at Christopher Kane and another to devote you’re life’s work to encouraging people to consume butter.

On the other hand, Kristen at least has a haircut that works on her and her forehead was waaay less shiny than Brooke’s during the finale, so maybe her modeling experience is what put her over the edge.

P.S.:  Brooke is exactly Natalie Portman in “Black Swan” and I’m kind of over it because hello, that was over two years ago.

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