Sad.

March 12, 2013

Let’s all take a respective moment of silence and mourn my former boyfriend Jonathan Taylor Thomas’ face going from this…

To this:

To this:

I thought JTT would have melted into obscurity, or joined Celebrity Rehab, or come out of the closet on the cover of People. Never in my wildest dreams did I think he’d perform the ultimate betrayal: making me feel old. If someone doesn’t ask me if I’m 17 in the next 24 hours, I’m going back to bed for a week.

LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.
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  • Rhiannon

    I felt the exact same way. Who does he think he is doing this to us?

  • Jacob

    You are 17 Babe.

  • m

    I’ve decided that JTT of the 90s is reincarnated in the face of Chace Crawford. There is a god.