Dear Babe,
I’m in the throws of final exams right now, and I just can’t stop thinking about punctuating my studying with fatty food. It really sucks because, until now, I’d been eating so healthy and running 5 miles like everyday.
WTF/help!
Y****
Dear Kirsti Alley,
I’m not sure if you’re aware of this, but don’t get fat.
It’s super important that you address this issue before it addresses you/gives you cellulite. Summer is upon us and if you want to look good in that Lanvin bikini you need to be really careful at this particular juncture. That being said, if there’s one thing we should all learn from the atrocity that is Lindsay Lohan’s existence it’s that denying your inner needs for too long will ultimately just turn you into a seventy year old chain smoker with major sun damage and a coke problem.
So bottom line is it’s okay to indulge every once in a while/year, so long as you’re doing it in a responsible way. Make sure that if you’re splurging, you’re splurging on the right things.
Below is a quick list of some acceptable options:
Organic green juices
Half a lemon
Clear alcohols
Two (or less) sprouted almonds
Splenda water (Splenda + Water)
Raw Baby Kale
Fucking