For me, Memorial Day is not just about remembering the troops who died for our country, but also about remembering things of the past that we all miss dearly. Let’s all take a moment of silence in remembrance of the following:
Prince William’s hair
Prince Harry’s hair
A Prada backpack that I had for 6 months and then lost at some TV actress’s birthday party in The Valley when I was 12
My first iPad
Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush
Angelina Jolie’s breasts
Mischa Barton
Everyone who used to be thin and is now fat
Jonathan Taylor Thomas
Furbies
Balmain when Balmain was chic
John Galliano
Cleansing and rejuvenating. What are you remembering today?
LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.